Abigail Jokes

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    While sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Abigail opened a letter from home and found a $10 bill inside. As she was reading the letter she caught sight of a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against a lamppost below.
    She quickly wrote, "Don't despair, Sister Abigail" on a piece of paper, wrapped it around the $10 bill and dropped it out the window.
    The stranger picked it up and, with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.
    The following day, Sister Abigail was told that a man was at the door insisting on seeing her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without saying a word, he handed her a roll of bills.
    Puzzled, she asked, "What's this?"
    "That's the 60 bucks you have coming. Don't Despair paid five to one!"

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