Aaron Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who?
Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who?
Aaron the barber's floor!

I want to go back to the period when Hitler was just in charge and the german jews where discriminated but still alive even though desperate.There is joke of this time:
Aaron meets Moshe in Berlin and asks him what he has done the whole day long.
"I was at the funeral of Hitler!" he replies.
"And how was it, what happened there"
"Oh.it was surprising" says Moshe "First they let the coffin down in the hole, but then pulled it out, then let it down again, pulled it out again and so on. About ten or twelve times!"
"But why?" askes Aaron astonished.
"Oh, thats no wonder, with this enormous applause he had!!!"

A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know. When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done. "Aaron, The carpet looks wonderful!" she exclaimed. "Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, by the way, have you seen my cellphone?"

"I had it all" said Nathan to his friend Aaron, A very profitable business, a beautiful home, three cars, a son and daughter both in medical school, and the love of a beautiful woman. Then poof...it was all gone"
"Oy vay, vat heppened?" asked Aaron.
My vife found out, now she has it all"

I want to go back to the period when Hitler was just in charge and the german jews where discriminated but still alive even though desperate. There is joke of this time:
Aaron meets Moshe in Berlin and asks him what he has done the whole day long.
"I was at the funeral of Hitler!" he replies.
"And how was it, what happened there"
"Oh. it was surprising" says Moshe "First they let the coffin down in the hole, but then pulled it out, then let it down again, pulled it out again and so on. About ten or twelve times!"
"But why?" askes Aaron astonished.
"Oh, thats no wonder, with this enormous applause he had!!!"

One of the most prolific TV producers in history, Aaron Spelling (Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place) died Friday at his Los Angeles mansion after suffering a stroke on June 18. He was 83.
With this loss, Hollywood will never be the same. And by that, I mean Tori Spelling will never act again.

Beverly Hills 90210 creator Aaron Spelling has died. 90210 is both the zip code he made famous, and also the amount of times his daughter Tori ruined the show.