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    In a remote village of India one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to a class. He is at the' Krishnajanma' part of it.
    Masterji: to bachcho, so kamsa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is goin to kill him. he was furious. he ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kamsa kills him by poisoning sencond one is born and kamsa thorws him off the mountain peak third one is born..
    Now Ramu who is smartest puts up his hand.
    Masterji (sounding nervous and confused): Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in Mahabharata and how come u have one?
    Ramu Beta: Masterji, if Kamsa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him, why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell??

    In some remote village of India, one masterji is


    teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.


    He is at the `krishnajanma` a part of it.


    Masterji: "Kamsa heard the akashwani that his sister`s 8th child is going
    to kill him.


    He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.


    First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...


    Second one is born n kamsa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one isborn.....


    Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.


    "Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)"


    Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt
    in Mahabharata then how come u have one?"


    Ramu: " Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki`s 8th child
    was going to kill him, Then


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