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    12-inch pianist

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    There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.
    So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,
    'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'
    'OK,' says the guy.
    He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
    'You have one wish.'
    The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.
    He tells the barman,
    'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.'
    The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'

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